Algumas Frases Sábias

I asked God for a bike, but I know God doesn't work that way. So I stole a bike and asked for forgiveness.

Sex is not the answer. Sex is the question. "Yes" is the answer.

War does not determine who is right - only who is left.

If sex is a pain in the ass, then you're doing it wrong...

A computer once beat me at chess, but it was no match for me at kick boxing.

Artificial intelligence is no match for natural stupidity.

My opinions may have changed, but not the fact that I am right.

Fighting for peace is like fucking for virginity.

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